Bill Show #158: Kellyanne Conway, Queen of the Damned.

21Sep

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In this episode we are finally reassured by Donald Drumph that Obama might be American. We then experience the Queen of the Damned...Trump's campaign manager, the smart and evil Kellyanne Conway. We watch in amazement as she sells what's left of her mortal soul on a daily basis cleaning up after the shit machine that is Donald Trumps's mouth. We pay tribute to a real radio journalist hero, and friend of the show, Eric Williams. We listen to him from August 2013 where he talked passionately about the race problem in America. We rejoice at the return of Keith Olbermann in the GQ web series. Watch it! We listen to an MP3 that literally made us ill. That's right...Trump gets religion. We ask all US expats to save the world and VOTE!!! www.votefromabroad.org  . And finally we check out the winner of this week's "Jonesy Award". 
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Bill Show #157: Confederacy of Dunces. (or How The Media Will Kill Us All)

13Sep

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In this episode we stand back in wonder at a media that is Hell bent on taking Donald Trump seriously. We marvel at the functional embarrassment that is Matt Lauer. We listen to some of the crazy shit Trump came up with (I have a plan to defeat Isis...but its a secret..ssshhhh!), and watch as the media ignores the fact that Trump is insane lunatic, but craps all over itself when Hillary develops a cough. We look at the health records of past Presidents. Randy talks about the result of legalised pot and relays some surprising findings. (Sales of Cheetos are up in Colorado). We play some great comedy clips and introduce our first State Side contestant in the Jonesy Awards for 2016. The apocalypse will be televised. Tune in... 
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Bill Show #156: Where The Hell Is Hillary?

6Sep

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This week we observe Donald Trump's Mexican Vacation. We explore the split personality of the GOP's wacko Presidential Nominee. We salute the handlers who script The Don's answers when talking to black people (whaddyagottolose???). We say hello the Brietbart's Stephen Bannon...yes, he's available girls!! Then in the spirit of "Where's Wally?" we ask the nagging question..."Where the Hell is Hillary Clinton??" Randy takes on the question of standing for the national anthem. And finally...we name THE NUMBER ONE crazy tin foil hat in the history of the Bill Show. It's just amazing. We also announce the chance for you to win a contest that you and your family will enjoy! (Cheap Australian prizes available!). It's just getting nuttier, join us for the vacation to Nutville.
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