The Bill Show: Politics This Week

Bill Show #123: American Gothic

Bill and Randy sift through the wreckage of another mass shooting. We join FOX as they try to figure out whether America has a constant race problem. The smart boys at FOX say "No". We look at Bernie Sanders and the new numbers out of New Hampshire. We admire the true batshit that is Donald Trump's Presidential announcement. We rejoice as SCOTUS validates Gay Marriage and upholds Obamacare (tough luck GOP). Bill O'Reilly outdoes himself and earns an all star tin-foil hat. We also have all the clips and comedy from the past two weeks in American Politics. Hop on board the Bill and Randy cruise ship to crazy...

Bill Show #122: The Hillary and Bernie Show!

Yes, Bill and Randy preview the new Progressive sitcom (....she's a very tidy high flying Secretary of State and he's a grumpy socialist slob with a heart of gold but can't comb his hair....can they live together in a campaign bus?). We take a look at the first polls and stories coming out of Iowa, a state whose caucuses and polls have no meaning whatsoever. So why are we even talking about it? I dunno. Like do I REALLY CARE what some guy from "Field of Dreams" thinks? Sorry...anyway. We also talk about the amazing career of new recruit to the clown car Rick "I look smarter with glasses on"  Perry. Its true comedy. Just like "Tango and Cash". We have a Randy's Rant about voting rights and the olde time bigots targeting Hillary Clinton on youtube. We share clips from the recent political comedy shows in the US. We also serve up a World Class tin foil hat. It's that time again, folks....lets check out the issues and the freak show! Jump in...the crazy's fine...

Bill Show #121: The United States of Amnesia

Bill and Uncle Randy are back as we check out the GOP's attempt to change the history of the Iraq War.  (You don't need to remember Scooter Libby, Ron Wilson or Valerie Plame...these aren't the droids you're looking for....). We sift through the bullshit being spun by the Right as they refuse to acknowledge their culpability in conning the American people and the world  into going to war in Iraq. We watch as NBC gripes about the lack of fighting spirit of the Iraqi army. Blame the victim much? In Randy's Rant, we look into the disgusting little story of Josh Dugger and perhaps the most offensive reality show ever conceived by the mind of man. We also welcome the crazy as Little Ricky Santorum comes back for more in 2016. We wind up with a certified hero from the City of Brotherly Love! Its a big show...come on board, folks! 

Bill Show #120: Can An Honest Man Run For President?

Bernie (The Socialist) Sanders announces for President. We ask the philosophical question, can an honest socialist from Vermont beat the Hillary machine? The pundits say no...but many people are saying...sign me up! We look at nutbag bother Jeb Bush and his desire to go back to Iraq.We check on the major contributors to the Clinton campaign and wonder aloud, are these the kind of friends Hillary needs in 2016? We take on tax free status for religion and wheel out some incredible tin-foil hats. It's time to get all hopey changey with our lefty Uncle Bernie! Climb on board Billsters! 

Bill Show #119: Is This When We Apologise To Edward Snowden?

The Appeals Court of the United States has found that the huge, secret, NSA use of meta data collection is illegal. Is this when when Obama and the media stop being an asshole to a truth telling whistleblower? Don't count on it. We go back to 2013 and recall the collective douche bags on the establishment left who went after Snowden with no mercy. We go back to last year and listen in while FOX defends Walmart in its effort to enforce feudalism on their workers. We also drag in two classic tin foil hats! It's a "best of" broadcast of the Bill Show, while one of the Bills is waylaid with flu. We'll be back with new stuff next week Billsters, but enjoy this classic with the Original Bill and Brother Randy!

Bill Show #118: Hillary (Conan the Inevitable) Clinton, Carly Fiorina, Bill O'Reilly and The Killer Bees.

Bill and Brother Randy pay tribute to the national monument to inevitability, Hillary (Conan the Inevitable) Clinton. We discuss the jobs that Scott Walker would NOT be qualified for, before we consider him for President. We listen to Rand Paul's Hillary attack ad. It's good fun. We take The Bill O'Reilly Citizenship Test and find out we might be socialists. We look at the fate of bees...yeah, bees. Believe it or not...what we don't know about bees might kill us. We sort out the tin foil hat....and salute a REAL Texas Hero. Hop on board for The Bill Show. 

Bill Show #116: Send In The Cruze.

Yes...the GOP clown car is filling up and Ted (first you get the money...then you get the power...) Cruz is lining up for 2016! Bill and Brother Randy enjoy themselves counting the lies in his campaign launch. We look at the wonderful Cruz family and Lonny Raphael Cruz the loveable crazy Dad who is the star of the most fascist sitcom ever to come out of Canada. We check in with Jim Jefferies and his wonderful rant on "Guns in America". We discuss the coming TPP agreement that seeks to void the entire American Justice system for the benefit of large multinational corporations (nothing to worry about...go back to sleep America). We also have some wicked Tin Foil Hats! Its the start of the 2016 campaign season, guys...jump on board the clown car!

Bill Show #114: War Powers, Mother Jones, Billo the Clown and The Gay Plot to Kill Christianity.

In this episode we discuss the new War Powers legislation that could mean an endless war. All together....USA!....USA! We peek at Billo the Clown and his Brian Williams problem as a result of Mother Jones and David Corn. Randy sounds off at the perpetual "victims" who are convinced gays are plotting to take away their Christianity. We run down the the laziest Senators during the last sessions of Congress. (Guess what...they're Republicans). We play some very funny clips and name our tin foil hats (big bunch this week, guys!) Its a chock full Bill Show that's full of political comedy goodness. Climb aboard, Billsters!

Bill Show #108: "It's Good To Be The King..."

Bill and Brother Randy witness the time of "Emperor Obama", who rashly did something that he had been threatening to do for the last six months. Immigration reform. Republicans lose their shit. The major networks refuse to give the speech coverage...another clever ploy by the "liberal media". We watch all of America turn into a fucking Roland Emmerich film as storms and temperatures break records....climate change? What me worry? We pay tribute to the genius of Mike Nichols. We also crown some tin foil hats! Climb aboard Billsters!!!

Bill Show #107: America Sticks Its Head Up Its Ass

We debrief after the shit storm. We unload on the Democratic Party that tried to run as Republican Light. We figure out who voted and who didn't. (Research shows that no one got off the couch). We share news from the net including how to survive the Republican Senate and the top 5 crazy theories championed by the CRAZY new GOP Congress. We also deal with the Chuck Todd problem. Finally we share a prime tin foil hat. Don't panic...grab your towels!