The Bill Show: Politics This Week

Bill Show #127: What's With Hillary?

Look...we know that the Iowa Caucuses are over 170 days away...but what's with Hillary? Bill and Randy walk through the problems with the Clinton campaign as her numbers fall through the floor and Uncle Joe Biden starts getting all "pally" with Liz Warren. What me worry? We discuss the amazing Chris Matthews as he and Gretchen Carson take up residence at the "Low IQ" end of the table. We admit to liking socialism and try to define it for people who are...well...idiots. Randy's Rant takes on "The Wonderful World of Sanctimonious Horse Shit" hosted by Josh Dugger and Mike Huckabee. We review the hilarious new political ads from the campaign and bring forth the Tin Foil Hats. Time to board the campaign bus to glory! Hop aboard!

Bill Show #126: Welcome to the Freak Show!!!!!!

Yes Bill and Uncle Randy guide everyone through the Freak Show that took place in Cleveland. See Trump offend women! See Christie hate on Rand Paul! See Rand Paul hate on Chris Christie! See Jeb Bush try to get a cab! We talk about how Trump is blackmailing the GOP. We look at the dead heat in New Hampshire between Bernie Sanders and Hillary. We say goodbye to the legendary Jon Stewart. We analyse the shuck and jive, put up job organised by right wing operatives to de-fund Planned Parenthood. We listen to the great Liz Warren and Barbara Boxer. We wind up with an amazing Tin Foil Hat. Keep your hands and feet inside the carriage and don't feed the animals...welcome to the FREAK SHOW!

 

Bill Show #125: Show Me The Money.

OK...this is the REAL episode kids. Bill and Randy listen to the past two weeks of "word farts" from "The Donald". We also quote an investigation from Mother Jones revealing the Clinton State Department and their work to frack Eastern Europe with Halliburton and Exxon Mobile. Those fossil fuel industries are making big bucks for the Clinton Campaign. We also discuss revelations reported  in "The Intercept" about Private Prison Corporation Lobbyists who are working hard for Hillary in 2016. Yes, its time to play..."Show Me The Money!!!!  We talk about Ted Cruz's falling out with James T Kirk and whether your dog has the capacity to sense an asshole. We also look over the most recent numbers and hoist another two tin foil hats. It's show #125....climb aboard folks!

The Bill Show #124: Trumped.

Bill and Brother Randall buy a ticket to the Donald Trump sideshow of Wonder (See the BEARDED WOMAN!!!!) and we look at the last two weeks on the election trail. We check in with the former President and his wife as they charge veterans for the pleasure of their presence. We catch up with Uncle Joe Scarborough as he yells and scares the children on "Morning Joe". We catch up on the bakery in Oregon who caused a fuss about baking gay wedding cakes. In "What's All This Then?" we ask the question: Where is former Attorney General Eric Holder going to work now? (Anyone surprised when it's for a company that works for the folks he didn't prosecute when he was AG?). In our Tin Foil Hats we salute some world class crazy. Its another two weeks of fear and loathing...climb aboard!

Bill Show #123: American Gothic

Bill and Randy sift through the wreckage of another mass shooting. We join FOX as they try to figure out whether America has a constant race problem. The smart boys at FOX say "No". We look at Bernie Sanders and the new numbers out of New Hampshire. We admire the true batshit that is Donald Trump's Presidential announcement. We rejoice as SCOTUS validates Gay Marriage and upholds Obamacare (tough luck GOP). Bill O'Reilly outdoes himself and earns an all star tin-foil hat. We also have all the clips and comedy from the past two weeks in American Politics. Hop on board the Bill and Randy cruise ship to crazy...

Bill Show #122: The Hillary and Bernie Show!

Yes, Bill and Randy preview the new Progressive sitcom (....she's a very tidy high flying Secretary of State and he's a grumpy socialist slob with a heart of gold but can't comb his hair....can they live together in a campaign bus?). We take a look at the first polls and stories coming out of Iowa, a state whose caucuses and polls have no meaning whatsoever. So why are we even talking about it? I dunno. Like do I REALLY CARE what some guy from "Field of Dreams" thinks? Sorry...anyway. We also talk about the amazing career of new recruit to the clown car Rick "I look smarter with glasses on"  Perry. Its true comedy. Just like "Tango and Cash". We have a Randy's Rant about voting rights and the olde time bigots targeting Hillary Clinton on youtube. We share clips from the recent political comedy shows in the US. We also serve up a World Class tin foil hat. It's that time again, folks....lets check out the issues and the freak show! Jump in...the crazy's fine...

Bill Show #121: The United States of Amnesia

Bill and Uncle Randy are back as we check out the GOP's attempt to change the history of the Iraq War.  (You don't need to remember Scooter Libby, Ron Wilson or Valerie Plame...these aren't the droids you're looking for....). We sift through the bullshit being spun by the Right as they refuse to acknowledge their culpability in conning the American people and the world  into going to war in Iraq. We watch as NBC gripes about the lack of fighting spirit of the Iraqi army. Blame the victim much? In Randy's Rant, we look into the disgusting little story of Josh Dugger and perhaps the most offensive reality show ever conceived by the mind of man. We also welcome the crazy as Little Ricky Santorum comes back for more in 2016. We wind up with a certified hero from the City of Brotherly Love! Its a big show...come on board, folks! 

Bill Show #120: Can An Honest Man Run For President?

Bernie (The Socialist) Sanders announces for President. We ask the philosophical question, can an honest socialist from Vermont beat the Hillary machine? The pundits say no...but many people are saying...sign me up! We look at nutbag bother Jeb Bush and his desire to go back to Iraq.We check on the major contributors to the Clinton campaign and wonder aloud, are these the kind of friends Hillary needs in 2016? We take on tax free status for religion and wheel out some incredible tin-foil hats. It's time to get all hopey changey with our lefty Uncle Bernie! Climb on board Billsters! 

Bill Show #119: Is This When We Apologise To Edward Snowden?

The Appeals Court of the United States has found that the huge, secret, NSA use of meta data collection is illegal. Is this when when Obama and the media stop being an asshole to a truth telling whistleblower? Don't count on it. We go back to 2013 and recall the collective douche bags on the establishment left who went after Snowden with no mercy. We go back to last year and listen in while FOX defends Walmart in its effort to enforce feudalism on their workers. We also drag in two classic tin foil hats! It's a "best of" broadcast of the Bill Show, while one of the Bills is waylaid with flu. We'll be back with new stuff next week Billsters, but enjoy this classic with the Original Bill and Brother Randy!

Bill Show #118: Hillary (Conan the Inevitable) Clinton, Carly Fiorina, Bill O'Reilly and The Killer Bees.

Bill and Brother Randy pay tribute to the national monument to inevitability, Hillary (Conan the Inevitable) Clinton. We discuss the jobs that Scott Walker would NOT be qualified for, before we consider him for President. We listen to Rand Paul's Hillary attack ad. It's good fun. We take The Bill O'Reilly Citizenship Test and find out we might be socialists. We look at the fate of bees...yeah, bees. Believe it or not...what we don't know about bees might kill us. We sort out the tin foil hat....and salute a REAL Texas Hero. Hop on board for The Bill Show.