The cheese has finally fallen from Donald's cracker as a conga line of sexual assault victims line up after he's caught on tape bragging about molesting women. He's now threatening revolution to his nutcase, well armed, stupefyingly stupid and potentially violent followers. The shit has hit the fan and The Donald has gone nuclear. We look at the astounding sewer of excrement that IS Donald Trump's wild ride. We include comedy, to stop us for crying. It's the most amazing and horrifying week in US politics in the history of modern US elections. Come on along and listen to the treason.
Life sometimes can give you joy. Like watching a nationally televised ass kicking of the school bully...by the class nerd. Yes, Hillary went to Hofstra University and opened up a can of whoop-ass. It was a pleasure to watch. We bring you highlights and talk about Trump's sad attempts to recover from his car accident during the national debate. We watch as the cheese falls off the Donald's cracker. We discuss his fascination with soft core porn and his approval of Sharia Law...(no we're not kidding). We marvel at the return of The Keith and the born again stupidity of evangelical Trump supporters. We have a wonderful hero and tin foil hats. It's been a better week...Trump got hit by a preverbal bus...come listen to the autopsy results. (It couldn't happen to a nicer guy...)
In this episode we stand back in wonder at a media that is Hell bent on taking Donald Trump seriously. We marvel at the functional embarrassment that is Matt Lauer. We listen to some of the crazy shit Trump came up with (I have a plan to defeat Isis...but its a secret..ssshhhh!), and watch as the media ignores the fact that Trump is insane lunatic, but craps all over itself when Hillary develops a cough. We look at the health records of past Presidents. Randy talks about the result of legalised pot and relays some surprising findings. (Sales of Cheetos are up in Colorado). We play some great comedy clips and introduce our first State Side contestant in the Jonesy Awards for 2016. The apocalypse will be televised. Tune in...
This week we observe Donald Trump's Mexican Vacation. We explore the split personality of the GOP's wacko Presidential Nominee. We salute the handlers who script The Don's answers when talking to black people (whaddyagottolose???). We say hello the Brietbart's Stephen Bannon...yes, he's available girls!! Then in the spirit of "Where's Wally?" we ask the nagging question..."Where the Hell is Hillary Clinton??" Randy takes on the question of standing for the national anthem. And finally...we name THE NUMBER ONE crazy tin foil hat in the history of the Bill Show. It's just amazing. We also announce the chance for you to win a contest that you and your family will enjoy! (Cheap Australian prizes available!). It's just getting nuttier, join us for the vacation to Nutville.
Pathetically desperate after trying to run a national campaign while seemingly smoking crack, the Trump people announced a new staff. On the staff is the head of Breitbart and Jabba the Hut...um...Roger Ailes. We look at Trump's seductive appeal to every minority he has offended in the last six month (Whaddyagottalose?). We check out the new phony medical records fabricated...I'm sorry...found...by the loony right. We talk about the ongoing fight of native Americans who want to stop the newest pipeline carrying oil to a stream or river near you. We check out some great tin foil hats and revel in the wisdom of Trump Trolls on the internet. It's the last train to Stupidville...climb aboard!!!!
As Trump's poll numbers dip through the floor, we discuss the world's salute to attention deficit disorder...Donald Trump. He wistfully muses about putting out a contract on a political opponent while saying that Obama "founded Isis". We discuss his campaign director Paul Maniford, who the New York Times has linked to large payoffs from Putin's guy in the Ukraine. We then discuss a recent Huffington Post article talking about a rape allegation against Trump filed in New York from 1994. We look at the squirming GOP as they try to figure a way to distance themselves from the large toupe that continues to fart in the national elevator. We listen to a young Hillary Rodham from 1969 and realise that she's smarter at 19 than most of the GOP in 2016. Finally we crown some amazing tin foil hats. Oh the humanity...watch the implosion...
As the conventions ends Trump gets slapped down by a simple Gold Star family. We look back on perhaps the most amazing week so far in this election process. We discuss the implosion of the Trump campaign as he behaves like, well, like a sociopath (aka Trump). We look at Bill O'Reilly and Rush Limbaugh and their nostalgia for the lighter side of slavery. We nominate a Religious Nutbag of the Week, and crown our tin foil hats. Grab some popcorn...and watch the dumpster fire.
After watching the GOP convention, we stop being sick long enough to talk about it. We chat about the uninvited guest at the DNC's convention...Julian Assange. We have a wonderful response to Trump supporters. We discuss Lady Trump's speechafying. Then we take a look at some of the best clips of the last two weeks and crown a tin foil hat. (Medical Warning: Exposure to the RNC convention can cause harsh language and the desire to lose hope in the human race. See your Doctor if American Right Wing Lunacy is for you.)
Bill and Randy are back together in the studio. We look at the Sanders endorsement and the reaction of Bernie Supporters. We come to terms with the Trump nomination of anti-LGBT bigot Mike Pence to be our Vice President. We go through the catastrophe that is the GOP platform for 2016. We look at the attempt by the right to smear Black Lives Matter after Dallas. We look at "The Ammosexuals of California" as Jerry Brown proposes gun legislation in the sunshine state. We also listen to comedy clips from the past two weeks and deliver some tin foil hats. Jump on the bus...we're on the road to Cleveland!